Heapin' Herbivores!

I want to live in the Empire of Bizarro because:
I am a vegan.
I love blueberry pie.
Wandering eyeballs make me laugh.
Dan Piraro is a genius artist-comedian-musician-philosopher guy with screamingly brilliant talent. He campaigns tirelessly, alongside the equally genius Ashley Lou Smith, aka CHNW (Crazy Half-Nekked Wife), for the freedom and happiness of captive creatures everywhere. His pies, pirates and peaceful beasts will tickle your funny bone, your brain bone and your conscience bone all at once. Find him here and here and here...and even here.
Live. Laugh. Love. Eat Pie.